my girlfriend is in austin partying it up and im in bed playing new vegas and contemplating suicide

janeasher-:

first time i watched porn i cried cos i thought the woman was in pain

then i was interested in it so i went on word and went to the clipart bit and typed in ‘ppl kissin nakad’ and my mom found it and was like MOLLY WHAT ARE YOU DOING P.S THATS NOT EVEN HOW YOU SPELL NAKED and i was like 9 and i was like mom please but the sad part is i went on word to find porn

(Source: j-a-n-e-a-s-h-e-r, via gayharrystyles)